There is NOTHING good about Simon Webbe’s outfit

Posted by heatworld on Thursday 03 Jul 2008

Filed under: Simon Webbe

It seems you can take the boy out of the boy band, but you can’t take the terrible boy-band styling out of the boy. Let’s start from the top, shall we? OK, so Simon Webbe has a nice face, we’ll give him that, but surely it is polite to take off one’s sunglasses when one is posing for photos at a charity do? Now, let’s move down a bit… that’s way too low-cut to be a boy’s top (although we bet Mario wears that sort of thing on his big, bad health and safety nights out). And, um, we know he’s at a hospital do, but why does he appear to have a blood pressure monitor strapped to his arm? The jacket might seem otherwise ordinary… until you get to the bottom and see the weird 50s tablecloth trim. Who even designs stuff like this? And then, the jeans – we had no idea Simon and Adnan Ghalib were on clothes-swapping terms, did you? And finally, the boots… the boots that don’t zip up, because he’s attempted to stuff the dreadful jeans into them. And the boots that are covered in a layer of mystery crud – shoes of this nature were kind of sexy when Keanu and Johnny rocked them back in the early 90s, but why would a former member of Blue even try to pull of the grunge look? It’s all such a shame, because you just know he’s got an extremely kissable bod underneath all this awfulness. There’s only one solution: please take all of your clothes off, Simon, and then come round to heat Towers to receive your punishment.