Oh no! Cactus Kid is in SERIOUS trouble

Posted by heatworld on Friday 25 Jul 2008

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We were hoping the Cactus Kid and Cactus Girl would drive off into the sunset and live happily ever after, but we were SO wrong… We admit we have totally fallen for Cactus Kid and his misunderstood girlfriend. Two outcasts who’ve finally found each other…it’s all so romantic. Sigh. Unfortunately for them, there’s one woman who doesn’t agree. Cactus Girl’s mum has declared that she doesn’t think her daughter ran away at all, but that she’s been kidnapped or even brainwashed into leaving by Cactus Kid! Oo. Er! The angry lady has even set up this online organisation called M.A.C.K (that’s Mothers Against Cactus Kid – yikes!) which believes that Cactus Kid is to blame for all the world’s wrongs because of his anti-water propaganda. Blimey, it all sounds a bit serious. So the lad likes a bit of ‘Oasis’ now and then, is that a crime? M.A.C.K aims to teach mothers how to protect their daughters from Cactus Kid, and are working alongside the cops to – gasp! – put him behind bars. Cactus Girl’s MySpace page tells a slightly different story. She’s clearly besotted with her prickly man – and we must say, when you look past the green skin and the spikes, he is actually rather yummy. What will happen to Cactus Kid and Cactus Girl now? Will M.A.C.K succeed in turning the world against them, or will they make their escape? Stay tuned to heatworld for all the Cactus news as it happens!