For the love of GOD woman – what the HELL is that?

Posted by heatworld on Tuesday 29 Jul 2008

Filed under: Tori Amos, Cringe, Fashion Disasters Special

Er... Sorry, we're just having to scoop up our jaws from the carpet. What. In. The. Name. Of. Sweet. Jesus. Is. That? Who in their right mind would design a dress using Oscar the Grouch's dustbin for inspiration? You can't take away the fact that Cornflake Girl Tori Amos is in great shape for a 44 year old, but WHY did she feel the need to disguise her great body in that leather monstrosity? The weird (can we call that a scooped-neck?) dress makes her shoulders look about nine feet apart and completely hides any hint of a cleavage. Seriously, did she steal it from the costume department of a new sci-fi porn flick entitled Hell In Leather, or something? We can't look at it anymore, because our eyes are burning – but maybe we're just simpletons who can't tell quirky style when we see it. Do you think this frock is daring and racy, or does it have you racing for the hills? Vote away, Cornflake fans.