This is the funniest thing we've read in weeks...
Posted by heatworld on Friday 01 Aug 2008
Filed under: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
So often it's just the simple, little things that are the funniest – and this quote is a perfect example of that. In response to a proposal which urged greater control of the paparazzi on the streets of LA, Police Chief William Bratton said, "If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue." Genius. And hilarious. It's easy to believe that at the peak of their partying and crotch-flashing days, these three did cause havoc on the streets of LA – but to think they were responsible for ALL the problems... That's just amazing.
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kandikandi
I dont think they are to blame for all of the problems in LA do you? They were a minute percentage of what is going on in the world however; their misdemeanours were publicised therefore blown out of all proportion and now lindsay has "gone gay"
shandyandrews
Lynds looks a bit morticia adams here, plus wanton - maybe she's thinking 'hmm, am feeling a bit bi-curious. should i jump paris or britters? paris is hotter, but britters a bit dirtier....or is it the other way round...?'
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