Another mind-blowing statement from Paris Hilton...

Posted by heatworld on Monday 11 Aug 2008

Filed under: Paris Hilton

Only last week she was (sort of) running for President, and now Paris Hilton has been talking about what it's like being a bona-fide business woman. The airhead heiress has recently returned to LA after a trip to Europe promoting a new handbag line – she has bags as well now?! – and was keen to tell waiting reporters what a changed woman she was. "I feel very grown up now, yes, I am an adult." Er, yes Paris, you've been an adult for quite some time now, dearie. The star went on to gush, "I’m running a huge corporation and it’s very exciting." As well as being an "adult" at last, Paris has also received a ton of praise for her playful video response to an ad by John McCain’s Republican campaign. A survey has revealed that the public's impression of the heiress has improved, and now experts are even suggesting that actual government canditates should turn to hr for advice. can you imagine what it would be like if Paris ruled the world? We'd all have to wear matching, colour-co-ordinated outfits and "Paris Hilton" T-shirts. Yikes...