Becks speaks out about “car crash” story

Posted by heatworld on Thursday 28 Aug 2008

Filed under: David Beckham

We were momentarily worried over the bank holiday weekend when we heard that the Beckhams had been involved in a supposedly serious car crash. But it did all seem a bit fishy, so we weren’t surprised when it transpired that there, er, hadn’t been a car crash after all. And now David himself has written about the crash that never was in his blog, and explained how the rumours came about. “On another note, I know many of you would have been concerned to read about a supposed car crash involving me and Victoria,” he writes (well, we say he writes, but we’d imagine he pays a monkey to do the actual typing – there’s no way he knows his way around a semi-colon). “I want to assure everyone there never was any crash at any time; our car had been dented many days before whilst vacant in a car park.” Phew. Becks has also gone on about the Olympics quite a bit, but that’s all a bit boring for us non-sporty types so, if you don’t mind, we won’t share it with you. OK?