The 9 0'Clock News – Thu 25 Sep

Posted by heatworld on Thursday 25 Sep 2008

Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Javine Hylton, Katie Price, Kerry Katona, Nicole Kidman, Victoria Beckham, Babies

Jordan slags off everyone. Again.
Jordan’s not known for mincing her words, and in the past month has got her well-manicured claws into Jade Goody and Kerry Katona. But this time it’s Victoria Beckham in the firing line, after Katie Price slagged off VB for her business acumen. Launching her new perfume Besotted yesterday (her last fragrance, Stunning, was the top-selling celeb fragrance, FYI), Katie – dressed in a very small thong and a lacy basque – insisted VB should have made more of an effort promoting her own perfume. And of course, she took the opportunity to slag off Kerry Katona, but that’s by the by. She says, “I didn’t want the perfume launch to be boring like Victoria Beckham’s, Kelly Brook and the others. I saw Victoria in pictures wearing the white dress with a kind of furry thing on the back and I just thought she’s on another night out. I had no idea she was supposed to be promoting her new perfume. She didn’t make any effort. She should have a bit more fun with it like I did.” That’s all well and good, but heatworld hears people didn’t exactly flock en masse to the launch last night – but we’re sure the perfume will sell very well…

Warning: this story might make you chunder
We hope you're not eating your breakfast as you read this, because it may well cause you to lose it... Reports have emerged which claim that Amy Winehouse is in trouble (again) with top fashion PRs after she returned borrowed designer frock with vomit – yes, vomit – stains on them. Bleurgh! The singer is allegedly been given a £25,000 bill after ruining a number of dresses loaned to her by posh store Harvey Nichols. And, not only did some of the gowns have vomit splatters on them, but some had even begun to grow little furry spools of mould. Bleurgh, bleurgh, bleurrrrrgh! A source revealed, "Harvey Nichols loaned Amy £25k's worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went out on an all-night bender and was violently sick. Let's just say it wasn't pretty." You don't say... "The store publicists weren't best pleased," continued the source, "They send stuff all the time but it never gets into such a state." Hmm, while this is all very naughty of Amy and everything, heatworld can't help but think these PRs must have been expecting it. Amy's not exactly known for her clean, neat and tidy appearance now, is she?

Javine is arrested
Javine Hylton has been arrested after leaving a ranting voicemail for her ex-manager. Camilla Storey contacted police as she "feared for her life" after listening to the message from the singer. Javine was reported to be “screaming like a loon” down the phone at Storey, and was taken to a local police station where she was given a caution.
 
Waterfall impregnated Nicole. Er, what...?
Call us naïve, but we didn’t think there was much mystery surrounding getting pregnant (man+woman=baby, no?). Not for Nicole Kidman, however, who insists the power of an Aussie waterfall helped her to conceive new baby Sunday Rose with hubby Keith Urban. Forty-one-year-old Nicole took a dip in a small town in the outback while filming new movie Australia and soon found herself pregnant – as did six other women working on the film (Not all by Keith, of course. That was just Nic). She says, “There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls. So we can call it the fertility waters now. I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child but it happened on this movie.”