More seriously weird rumours about the Celebrity Big Brother line-up…
Posted by heatworld on Tuesday 07 Oct 2008
Filed under: Cliff Richard, Lembit Opik, Verne Troyer, Whitney Houston

Last week, we brought you the news that Lemsip Icepick, Mutya Buena and Whitney Houston were all rumoured to be shacking up in the Celebrity Big Brother house when the new series starts in January. Lemsip has denied that he’s signed up, but the other stars have kept schtum. But now more names have joined the list of rumoured contestants – and apparently Verne Troyer, aka Mini Me, will definitely be appearing. Amazing! We just hope he doesn’t try to re-enact his sex tape. The other, more dubious, big name to join the line-up – according to the tabloids, anyway – is Cliff Richard. Now, before your nan wets her pants, we should probably say that we’re very sceptical about this – after all, it’s not like he needs the money. We might try starting our own rumours about who’s appearing and see if it has any mileage – Michael Jackson, Courtney Love and Frank from the sandwich shop over the road will all be on there. FACT. You heard it here first. And last, probably.
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CoffeeCupLipstick
Cliff, Whitney, Verne?! Per-lease!! 40 mins of the 60 would be aimed at Verne trying to get onto the sofa!! =)
shandyandrews
limpdick owzit will SO be in there, no-one can ever take him seriously as a politician again after his cheeky dalliance, and he needs to earn some cash since resigning!
angie25
i think they should random people like shilpa shetty, jade goody, danielle lloyd and jo from s club 7 and see what happens. its never been done before - could be entertaining. ha ha ha ha ha ha h aha ha ha ha ha ha
shandyandrews
cliff richard? *thinks voice isn't loud enough and raises it a few thousand decibels* CLIFF RICH-ARD??????? No. Surely not!









