Ooh, Katy's NOT happy about those Benji rumours...

Posted by heatworld on Tuesday 17 Feb 2009

Filed under: Benji Madden, Katy Perry

When we saw the photos of them nose-to-nose at a party yesterday, we thought there had to be something going on between Katy Perry and Benji Madden – but it seems we were mistaken. In fact, Katy Perry is really annoyed that we would even think it. Writing on her official blog, the I Kissed A Girl singer said, "Oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other... doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your vagina day was as FUN as mine. Definitely not too heart breaking :)." Um, we don't know quite where to start with this. However, we love that she used the expression "bumping uglies" and that she admitted to having a "boozy" Valentine's night. Hilarious! At least this piece of news will put a relieved smile back on Paris Hilton's face – and it's her 28th birthday today, so the confirmation that her most recent ex hasn't been kissing that particular girl must be the perfect money-can't-buy present. Happy birthday, Pazza!