Cheryl’s home – and Ashley is SO going to get it in the neck

Posted by heatworld on Tuesday 10 Mar 2009

Filed under: Ashley Cole, Cheryl Cole

OK, so she has just completed an amazing mountain trek and raised oodles of cash for charity, but we're not sure even that warrants a smile this big. Cheryl Cole almost split her pretty face in two with this huge – sorry Cheryl, but almost clown-like – grin when she arrived home to London late yesterday afternoon, but it all looked a bit, well, over the top. As we, and most of the British public, know, Cheryl's husband Ashley has been behaving badly again while she's been away, getting handcuffed and chatting to blonde ladies and everything – which is why we're not quite buying this exaggerated happy smile on her face. We all know that underneath there must be a little bit of rage bubbling away, and it is true that reporters at the airport were banned from asking Chezza any questions about Ashley. We've heard of putting on a brave face, but what do we call this? Mad face?