The 9 0'Clock News – Tue 17 Mar

Posted by heatworld on Tuesday 17 Mar 2009

Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, Kerry Katona, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Mark Croft, Adoption, Brush with the law

Mark confiscates Kerry's mobile phone:
Before you read this, we must warn you: it may well make you want to smack your head against the nearest wall. Not only does it appear that Kerry Katona has let Mark Croft back into her life *slaps own face*, but apparently now he's been permitted to confiscate her mobile phone *smacks head on desk* Friends of the star are complaining that they can no longer get in touch with Kerry, and that every time someone tries to call her it is answered by Mark. Even Kerry's new financial adviser, who was hired over the weekend in a bid to track down £3million of the star's "missing" cash, has had trouble getting through to his client, saying, "It was quite weird. I don't know what the hell is going on." Pals are now terrified that the Iceland ads star will not allow the investigation to continue, as she is scared at what will be uncovered. One friend said, "Kerry's in a complete state and can barely speak. She keeps saying, 'What if they find out something I don't want to hear?'" Mark Croft himself has denied doing anything with Kerry's money except invest it in areas he thought were lucrative, and he is said to be "angry" over the accusations that he's been stealing. Whatever the outcome, we sincerely hope Kerry has the strength to find out what's really going on.

Lindsay's let off the hook
Yesterday we told you how "actress" Lindsay Lohan was in a spot of bother yet again, after a warrant was issued for her arrest. It was alleged that the 22 year old had failed to attend an alcohol rehab program as part of her three-year probation for a drink-driving incident, but now it appears as if the whole thing was some sort of misunderstanding. LA-based Judge Marsha Revel said last night, "The warrant is quashed and set aside. I've seen additional proof that Lohan has been compliant with [her] program. There is no indication of dirty [drug] tests." Linds had already angrily stated that the claims were not true, but it does appear that trouble seems to follow this little lady around. Perhaps she should do a Winehouse and go off to the Caribbean for a few months to chill out...
 
Madonna wants to adopt again
Will Madonna ever stop? Not content with having a 26-year-old pop career, a 22-year-old boyfriend and three very lovely children, Madge wants more – she wants to adopt another baby from Malawi. Madonna and ex-husband Guy Ritchie adopted David Banda from the African nation back in 2006, but now she wants to add to her entourage so that David has “a brother or sister from the country”. She said yesterday, “It’s something I’ve been considering, but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and the government.”
 
Mitch pleads with Amy to ditch Blake
It was only a matter of time before Mitch Winehouse gave us his opinion on the reports that his daughter Amy wants to get back with Blake Fielder-Civil. Mitch, understandably, isn’t best pleased, and is pleading with Amy to ditch Blake for good. “Amy wants to resolve the situation,” he says. “She’s guilty of loving him, stupid girl. I’m not saying she is going back to him, she just wants to talk. But I want her to get divorced. I want Blake and his family out of our lives. It’s the only chance Amy has. She nearly ended up dead thanks to him.” In other Amy-related news, she’s due in court later today over assault charges from last September – fingers crossed the new improved Amy will show up and try to look reasonably together for it.