Oh no, ANOTHER former pop star fancies herself as a novelist…

Posted by heatworld on Monday 01 Sep 2008

Filed under: Liz McLarnon

Clearly inspired by the literary success of Kerry, Geri, Madge, Jordan and, um, Charles Dickens, the latest “star” to have a go at that old novel-writing malarkey is former Atomic Kitten singer Liz McClarnon. Liz is apparently having a go at writing a book about the trials and tribulations of a girl band – my my, where did she get an idea like that?! Will they be called Bionic Mitten?! The only difference between Liz and some stars, though, is that she isn’t using a ghost writer – she’s going to come up with every word using her own brain. Blimey. Liz’s nearest and dearest say she has three publishers battling to sign her – and she’s even planning a reality show about the whole process, which will see famous authors of fiction coaching her. They’re whispering about JK Rowling, but we’ll believe that when we see it. Liz is quite good at trying her hand at new things – she did, after all, win Celebrity Masterchef with no previous experience. Still, we’re not sure if we’ll be queuing up to read this particular book – a quick glance at her old mate Kerry’s, er, body of work has put us off these things for life!