Just when you think Heather Mills can't say anything more deluded...

Posted by heatworld on Tuesday 14 Apr 2009

Filed under: Heather Mills

Oh, how we adore the mouth of Heather Mills... Not content with just going away and shutting the hell up, Heather has spoken out about her plans to "clear the internet" of stories about herself. Yes, you read that right, she wants to "clear the internet". Do you think she has any idea what the internet even is?! "I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago," she says. "But recently I've been going through the internet, clearing up [rumours]. I've got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the internet so my daughter doesn't read all the lies when she's 12." When she's 12? Is that the legal age people start using the internet now? Well, we can only wish Heather the best of luck, but we must just point out that it's doing and saying things like this that get her written about all over the internet in the first place. It's not rocket science really, is it, Heather?