Just when you think Heather Mills can't say anything more deluded...
Posted by heatworld on Tuesday 14 Apr 2009
Filed under: Heather Mills

Oh, how we adore the mouth of Heather Mills... Not content with just going away and shutting the hell up, Heather has spoken out about her plans to "clear the internet" of stories about herself. Yes, you read that right, she wants to "clear the internet". Do you think she has any idea what the internet even is?! "I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago," she says. "But recently I've been going through the internet, clearing up [rumours]. I've got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the internet so my daughter doesn't read all the lies when she's 12." When she's 12? Is that the legal age people start using the internet now? Well, we can only wish Heather the best of luck, but we must just point out that it's doing and saying things like this that get her written about all over the internet in the first place. It's not rocket science really, is it, Heather?
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abby67
I feel sorry for her. And Paul. He is a good person who doesn't like the limelight, fell in love with someone who reminded him of his wife and has been publicly humiliated,, as a result. And she obviously has mental health problems....
fifikay
This women is an actuall nutcase. It's so funny she thinks she can get rid of all the stuff about her on the internet. Good luck trying to get rid of these comments love.
xgolddiggax
She's going to be one of those over protective mums that fail when Bea goes to a friends house to find their dad watching one of her porno's with his 'special' friend lopped out in his lap. She'll find out about them one way or another before 12.
hellylou
wat she gonna do? clear all the copies ever made of her porno movies the dirty bitch... you no wat she should go back to making them porn movies... fink id find them hysterical! jog on love
scrummymummy
So with any luck she'll be hunched over a computer for the rest of her life repairing a reputation she did a pretty good job of trashing all on her own. Do a bit of internet shopping for a dress while you're at it and get something for those roots!













