Oh. My. God. Words fail us…
Posted by heatworld on Thursday 17 Jul 2008
Filed under: Katie Price

Unfortunately, though, words aren’t allowed to fail us, as otherwise there would be a big blank white space next to this picture, but what can one say about this outfit? We’re actually very glad that Jordan, who’s been looking a bit more demure recently, has rejoined the realms of the ridiculous with this dead swan of an outfit. Only Jordan would choose to draw attention to her lady bits by emblazoning them with sequins… and the feathers! Oh God, the feathers. She’s taken our breath away and we need a lie down and a cup of tea.
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xXxJadexXx
O.M.G! I Love Katie Price's Choice Of Style.. She Is My Idol! But This Outfit Is Just Too Much. I Think If She Took Off The Big White Feathers, Her Outfit Would Look 100 Times Better.
Sweet_Sugar
I Bett It Was Urss?!AnyWay..Shes Gawgg But That Out Fit Is Doing Jakk Squat For Her.Aww Bless!
Caponeshoes
Oi! That used to be mine but I put it to a charity shop in 1987! Nice to see Jordan reducing her carbon footprint (as well as her silicone one!) by shopping locally! How very green - green AND orange! I'm starting to want it back..it's so gorgeous!!
magic_henna
Thing is..yep it is a hideous monstrosity, but that's Jordan. Take her wedding dress for example. She just wouldn't be Jordan in a tasteful number, and given her millions in the bank, she must be doing something right.









