Oh. My. God. Words fail us…

Posted by heatworld on Thursday 17 Jul 2008

Filed under: Katie Price

Unfortunately, though, words aren’t allowed to fail us, as otherwise there would be a big blank white space next to this picture, but what can one say about this outfit? We’re actually very glad that Jordan, who’s been looking a bit more demure recently, has rejoined the realms of the ridiculous with this dead swan of an outfit. Only Jordan would choose to draw attention to her lady bits by emblazoning them with sequins… and the feathers! Oh God, the feathers. She’s taken our breath away and we need a lie down and a cup of tea.

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