Big Brother is a pretty good reason in itself to stay in on Friday night with only a pizza and some lukewarm Lambrini for company, but now we’ve got another reason why venturing out tonight would be a very bad idea indeed: Billi’s on the pull. The "male model" says that if he’s evicted tonight – and let’s face it, he will be – he’s looking for a lady to help him through that difficult time. “If I go out tonight, I’m gonna do the press conference, go straight out and take a girl back to my hotel,” he warns.
*Scrubs off make-up. Hires team of bodyguards. Makes dash for 171 bus*
Don’t forget to come back here after tonight’s eviction (well, once you’ve double-locked your doors and windows and hung garlic from the guttering, just to make sure) and tell us how you’re feeling about it all. Just think of us as the Reality TV Samaritans.