Last night saw the housemates playing the drinking game 'I Have Never' (google it if you don't know what we're talking about – it's very complicated to explain). After a few swigs of some rancid cocktail comprising red wine, white wine and cider, Chanelle and Tracey joined in with the naughty banter which was started, of course, by Gerry. "I have never sucked a man's penis," he stated before taking a large swig on his drink. Tracey continued the game by stating; "I have never had a finger up my bottom," in response to which, Chanelle discreetly took a swig of her drink. Sadly for her, the whole group spotted and blushing she squirmed, "Not in a sexual way! It was at the doctors." But trust Gerry to be the man to make the most outrageous claim, saying; "I have never run out of lubricant and used margarine instead."
*Throws up in own hair*