This whole Guru thing is going to Ziggy’s Cliff Richard-esque head already. Now that he’s immune from eviction this week, he’s been lording it about the BB house like he owns the place. “You should lay some things on for me,” he told BB. “You should let me walk round the House and give it a bit large. I should at least have some sort of three-course meal.” Damn it, Chanelle, get off that plane to Los Angeles NOW and come back and put him in his place.