So, tonight is the night for Liam and Amanda. No, not for that you filthy perverts, the pair have teamed up as dance partners for the finale of Big Brother's Finishing School – a ball *Rings servant's bell. Shoots pheasant*. The housemates have been provided with an etiquette handbook which they'll be tested on individually this afternoon, and further tests will be carried out this evening at the formal dinner. Housemates will be tested on elocution, deportment (apparently this has nothing to do with illegal immigrants), manners, etiquette and ball-room dancing. Scarily enough, Carole and Jonty have also teamed up for the challenge with Mr Spanky terrifyingly commenting that Carole looks "sexy" when she sews.
*Screams. Hides behind sofa*
Liam and Amanda partner up...