heatworld feels a little bit funny in its tummy. And not in a good way. Brian made his stage debut last night in The Vegemite Tales playing a guardian angel for a guy who hasn't had sex for a year. But the thing heatworld is grossed out about is that his costume was made of used condoms. We are assuming (and praying) that weren't actually used and that the special effects department were responsible for the, ahem, white, gloopy stuff in them. Bri got a standing ovation when he took to the stage with the audience erupting into fits of laughter every time he uttered one of his infamous catchprases, which had been written into the script. The night was a highlight for Brian as he got to meet his Neighbours heroes Blair McDonough and Jonathan Dutton, who also star in the show at the Venue Theatre, Leicester Square. Sadly, Brain’s guest performance was for one night only. But we see a career at the RSC beckoning. Maybe.