Given that the Northern Line reunion tour is still, tragically, a mere pipe dream, we suppose Ziggy has to find some other way to make a living. But what on earth possessed him to carve out a career as a male glamour model? We feel like we know every inch of his body (although, if rumours are to be believed, there aren’t all that many inches to memorise…) and WE’VE HAD ENOUGH. Seriously, Zig, if you’re short of cash for clothes, just tell us and we’ll take you down to Burtons at lunchtime.