heatworld's ears and eyes are bleeding. The reason? We've just watched Shabnam's video to her horrific cover of Lulu's classic Shout – and by "cover" we actually mean "slaughter". "Murder" even. We honestly don't know where to start – is it the pound-stretcher video, the 10-years-too late vocoder, Shabnam's excruciating caterwaul, or the whizzes and bleeps of that horrendous euro-trance beat that inspire us to kill? All we know, is that we're currently curled up in the corner of the office rocking backwards and forwards while we wait for our mum to come and pick us up and take us home. Oh well, at least it makes Samanda sound like Mariah Carey in comparison...