It’s been literally days since we’ve heard any news of Charley having blazing rows/slagging people off/generally being a nuisance to society. And we’re not saying we miss her exactly but, well, it just feels a little unsettling. She’s still being spied tottering out of every disco in town, but that evil scowl has been replaced with a big grin. We’re feeling nervous… is she brewing up for the mother of all explosions? Or have those anger management classes she’s rumoured to have been attending actually paid off? And if we can’t rely on Charley to be the biggest bitch in Z-list-dom, then, um, what is the point of her exactly? Let us know if you spot her tearing the eyes out of nightclub doormen or testing the flammability of Chanelle’s perfume any time soon. At least if we know where she is we might be able to sleep at night.
We're worried about Charley