If you're as big a fan of Big Brother as heatworld, then you'll probably have just let out a little bit off wee – for we can now proudly reveal that the Celebrity Hijackers taking on the roll of Big Brother are:
Matt Lucas
Jimmy Carr
Jake and Dinos Chapman (they're artists doncha know)
Keith Lemon (Avid Merrion's of Bo Selecta fame's alter ego)
Malcolm McLaren
Joan Rivers
Brian Sewell (art historian... It's all very fancy-pants this year)
Ian Wright
The celebs will be in control of everything that happens to the housemates from what they eat to when they sleep. And these are no ordinary housemates, Big Brother Celebrity Hijack will feature "exceptional, young housemates" boasts the press release. Apparently, "Big Brother has combed the UK for the hottest young artists, athletes, musicians, entrepreneurs and dons of every other field, to assemble a cast of pure prodigies". So no Charley, then? The housemates will be competing for a £50,000 prize.
Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack kicks off on Channel 4, Thursday 3 January at 9pm. Then every day on E4 at 9pm
Here are the hijackers in full!