Tonight is a very important night – as well as being the leaving do of heat’s filthy, naughty, man-eating art desk supremo Claire Lambert (she’s off to Dubai, the lucky thing. And we’re all going to miss her a lot. Especially her nipple tassels. Yes, really), it’s also, of course, the first Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack eviction. On the off chance that we haven’t all collapsed in a vomit-filled Soho gutter by 9pm, we’ll be watching the show – and we want you to watch it with us. Make sure you’re poised by heatworld when it finishes at 10.30pm, to tell us if you think the right man/woman/oddly sexless circus performer got the boot…
The eviction is looming...