The downside of Big Brother being back tomorrow? All of last year’s housemates are having one last clumsy attempt at fame. But, we have to admit, we don’t mind too much, because the levels of delusion are quite entertaining. We first reported a few weeks ago that Charley Uchea was planning to gazump Chanelle’s pop “career” by recording a track called I Want It More – Chanelle’s (s)hit single was called I Want It, remember? – and now she reckons she could be as big as… wait for it… Mariah Carey! “You've got to wait to hear it because I can't say too much about it,” says the south-London twit girl. “But it's coming soon and it's really hot. It's just one single. I'm going to see how that goes and if everyone takes to it, I might release a few more. Who knows, next year I might be Mariah Carey with a bit of luck.” As far as we can see, the only thing Charley has in common with Mariah is an inflated sense of her own importance in the world, but good luck to her…
Charley is sooo deluded...