Oh, for Pete’s sake (Beale, not Doherty, Sampras or Bennett), what is Sylvia playing at? After bunny-boiling new-boy Stuart to within an inch of his eyelashes, she’s now moved onto Dale! Despite the fact that she and Jen act like they’re friends in the house, we get the impression Sylvia will stop at nothing to wind Jen up – in fact, she’s even asked her permission to “make a move” on him! Jen broke this news to Dennis and Darnell late last night and it seems they do have a brain cell between them. “It’s because she wants to be saved,” said Dennis, “Dale would turn her down.” Darnell’s theory was that Sylvia was just desperate for there to be lots of BB “storylines” centred around her. “She doesn’t care if it’s a good camera shot or a hate camera shot,” he said. “Let’s not have a conversation about it. I know what she wants to do.” We wonder how Dale will react if Sylvia does come on strong – we’re not sure he’s bright enough to even notice!
What's Sylvia up to?