Every year, Big Brother manages to throw an aspiring songwriter into the house – and for that we are very grateful, as it means we get to hear gems like the special washing-up song that Darnell composed this morning…
Plastic cups, pots and pans,
I'm washing these dishes as fast as I can,
See how I scrub just to get that shine,
Washing dishes representing B-Bro 9,
Washing dishes, doop doop,
Washing dishes, doop doop,
Everybody's doing it, washing up and... d'oh!
Um, genius. Maybe he was actually deported from America due to gross musical misconduct? Still, we’re glad someone in the house is remaining vaguely chirpy, given that the impending eviction has made the house a very tense place indeed…
Darnell’s written a song!