Even though we're now in series NINE of Big Brother, some of the housemates still maintain the line that they're not taking part for fame, but to "discover themselves" or some other crap excuse. Yeah, whatever guys... Well, we're glad to report that the sweet and demure *coughs* Bex is not one of them. She's not holding back about the reasons she's in the house at all – and one of them is quite amusing. During the cycling task last night – which, by the way she is really HATING – Bex moaned to Luke that she feared all the exercise would make her lose weight. "If I start losing weight, I'll go mad," she explained to a baffled-looking Luke, before going on to elaborate by saying, "It'll cut my magazine deals in half." Riiight. So that's Bex's plan, is it? She's going to do a Jade Goody and have an amazing makeover? Oh well, at least she's honest. Earlier during the evening, the housemates were discussing the moment they would be evicted, with Darnell telling Kat he'd like to exit the house with her so he can fade into the background – bless. Bex, however, was quite the opposite, quickly declaring, "I would hate that, I want to go out on my own and get everything, cheers and boos." Oh, she's such a shy and retiring creature, isn't she? The Coventry lass has also be moaning about the task in epic (almost Nikki Grahame) style, at one point lying on the floor and screaming, "I don't want to do it anymore, I don't want to play. I want to kill myself. I want to jump in the pool and drown." Bit dramatic, dear. In other task news, it doesn't seem likely that Mohamed and Dale are going to pass the wine-tasting part. Dale admits he can only tell the difference between six of the 15 wines, while Mohamed simply downs them all and gets drunk. Belinda, Sara and Bex are all struggling with the bike, while Mikey is making very little effort, except to hang around and make inappropriate comments to Sara about her panting and grunting as she pedals uphill *shudders* Lisa and Stu, on the other hand, are like the bionic couple, so the housemates may well still be in with a chance of passing yet. Although, saying that, the last time we checked the live feed Bex was crawling across the floor and moaning... Oh dear. Do you think the housemates are going to pass the task?
Bex is HATING the task...