Phew! It's been an eventful weekend in the Big Brother house, but before we give you a rundown on what has been happening, we just have to say: What the HELL do Darnell and Mikey look like?! Big Brother, in true evil fashion, promised the housemates a special reward if they filled a jar with their hair – and Darnell and Mikey were the only two stupid brave enough to donate every last strand. We'd just like to add that Nicole refused to part with any hair. Darnell, who now looks not unlike Fester Addams, and Mikey, who now really reminds us of Sloth from The Goonies, let the house-appointed hairdresser Lisa go to town on their heads, with Mikey saying, "As Head of House I will have a FULL skinhead." Poor Darnell ended up with not only a bald head, but a sore bonce as well, after slippery-fingered Lisa managed to cut his head with her scissors. Ouch! Kat also stepped up for the group, ending up with a rather funky asymmetrical style. After all this scalping, the housemates were understandably a little annoyed to be rewarded with just a hamper of booze and a box of comedy wigs. Still, judging by the state of Mikey and Darnell, wigs are the best thing for them. In other house news, BB has finally removed the Heaven and Hell divide, which meant we were all treated to a lot more slurping noises from Rex and Nicole. Sara snogged Nicole and Mohamed for a dare – how does Mohamed always manage to be involved in these things? – and Lisa and Mikey had a good old bitch about Kat, with Lisa branding her a "game-player". Ooh, it's all getting a bit bitchy... Excellent! In case you were wondering how Dale was getting on, well, he's spent two nights with Jen since leaving the house and says it was "absolute bliss". At least we can be thankful they waited until the cameras were turned off. What do you think about Darnell and Mikey's new styles, and who do you think we can expect to be nominated this week?
Who's been scalped?!