This morning, one of the more, er, colourful tabloid newspapers printed pictures of Luke and Bex and claimed that they’d got married in Vegas, a la Peaches. If you just glanced at the front page in the newsagents and didn’t read the small print, you might even have believed it – but don’t worry, the whole thing is one big practical joke. Oh, how very hilarious. We normally love following the ups and downs of Big Brother couples, but this year all the attention-seeking is just too much. We would have ignored the silly Luke and Bex thing completely if it weren’t for the dozens of e-mails we’ve received asking if it’s true, but please be assured, it’s NOT (although we wouldn’t put it past Bex to do a thing like that). In other Big Brother news, the housemates have now discovered that the “dead” goldfish was actually just sleeping. Phew, drama over. Now we can all get on with our lives…
Luke and Bex are NOT married!