Watch out if you’re eating your lunch – the latest twist in the *cough* beautiful story of Jen and Dale’s love will make you choke on your bagel. We’ve already been extremely cynical about their “relationship” (especially when Jen’s supposedly estranged husband blew the lid off the whole thing) and now amusing rumours have reached heatworld that the plot has already been written for the next storyline. And guess who the guest star is… Chanelle! *bangs head on desk repeatedly*. Apparently, the plan that’s been cooked up is that Dale will dump Jen, and start going out with Chanelle, just like that. And we’re meant to fall for that? What do these people take us all for? After regaling readers with tales of Dale and Jen’s oh-so-perfect love affair, a downmarket joke of a publication has already planted the seeds of this farce, by giving Chanelle the opportunity to say that she really fancies Dale and wants to get her hands on him. Does anyone else want to go back to the olden days when love was proper and true?!
Now don't get angry, but...