Stuart’s eyes have been a source of fascination for us every since he strode into the Big Brother house all those weeks ago (and doesn’t it feel like ages? We feel like there should be a Notting Hill-style montage reflecting the passing of the seasons to illustrate just how long this series has gone on for). And it’s not just his luscious lashes that are feminine – he likes his brows to be ladylike too. This afternoon he recruited Sara to work her magic with the tweezers so he can look his girly best for tonight. Naturally, Sara took this as an opportunity to writhe around all over him – she’s sooooo subtle, isn’t she? Still, if she wants to have her way with Stu, she’d better speed up a bit – he’s still bookies’ favourite to be evicted tonight, ahead of Rachel. Still, we reckon this could be the closest one yet – we just hope viewers can muster up the energy to vote out either of them… they’re not the most exciting pair are they? Don’t forget to tune in to Channel 4 tonight at 9pm and then 10.35pm to see who gets the boot. My, there’s a lot to watch on TV this weekend, isn’t there? Or are you missing the lot to party it up at V Festival?
Stu gets totally plucked!