OK, before we start, are any of you still eating your breakfast? If you are, we strongly advise that you come back in a few minutes, because otherwise there's a strong possibility that you might lose it. Your breakfast, that is, not your mind – although, judging by what we're about to tell you, someone has definitely lost their mind. Last night, the BB housemates decided to play a game of dares. So what, you might say, but this game was THE most disgusting game of dares ever played, like, ever. It all started off fairly tamely, with Kat downing a glass of water and Rachel letting Rex squirt tomato ketchup all over her face (the saucy devil – sorry) – until Mikey came up with the idea of daring someone to eat his bogey. Digging deeply into his snout (we told you this was gross), Mikey proudly produced a nice big crispy-looking lump of snot and...wait for it...Mohamed ate it! We know, we wanted to throw up too. Kat actually did throw up, and Nicole turned an interesting shade of green. Mikey, however, was triumphant, telling his disgusted housemates that he often ate his own bogeys and that they tasted "salty". *loses breakfast* As if that wasn't bad enough, Mo was then dared to go and, erm, pleasure himself in the bathroom – and he jumped at the chance. It was only when Big Brother sternly called him to the Diary Room that he stopped. The boy has no shame. How low will Mo go? For his pains, Mo's nickname has now changed from "Greedy Mo" to "Bogey Mo", and Darnell, at least, is very impressed by his chum's antics, telling him that he's "hardcore". Hmmm, not quite the word we'd choose, but anyway... All these games and silliness are thanks to Rex's philosophy as Head of House that the priority must be fun. If only he'd stop bickering with Nicole all the livelong day, then it might start to be fun. What did you think of the show last night? Or have you run away to be sick...?
This might make you sick...