Bear with us, we're just in the middle of letting out a huge sigh... Oh Chantelle, when are you going to learn? OK, so you've got lovely big boobies – but PLEASE stop squidging them into too-tight clothing and shoving them in our face. Seriously love, looking at this photo makes us wince. And what with the super-short dress, synthetic hair and gormless pout – the whole package is too Barbie doll for words. You've left Jordan behind leagues ago, dear. In fact, you're only a few tasteless inkings away from being mistaken for Jodie Marsh! We know Chantelle has said in the past that she wants to show off her figure, but all this smacks of attention-seeking to us. Whatever happened to that naïve, giggling natural beauty that went into the Celebrity Big Brother house all those years ago...? Make a promise to us, Chantelle – buy some clothes that fit, for all our sakes.
Put them AWAY!