You know how we said yesterday that the idea of Chanelle and Rex together was pretty much the most horrifying thing imaginable? Well, it looks like we spoke way too soon – now she’s allegedly been getting intimate with Verne Troyer! According to somewhat disturbing reports in the tabloids, Chanelle and the Mini-Me actor hit it off at a London nightclub and then, um, spent the night together. Yes, seriously. But, shocking as it may seem, it sounds like this particular encounter won’t result in true love, marriage and lots of mini Mini-Mes – according to his spokesman, Verne has met around 100 women since leaving the Celebrity Big Brother house just a week ago, during what’s been described as “a booze and sex rampage”. Nice. Chanelle, on the other hand, claims to be keen to hook up with Verne again when she’s next in the US. She did not specify when she’s actually planning to visit the US, though – we guess it depends when she next feels the urge to get in the papers. So, probably in about five minutes. We’d imagine you’re experiencing a confusing cocktail of emotions on hearing this news, so why not attempt to put your feelings into words and tell us exactly what you think of this, er, hot new couple.
Chanelle and Verne? Nooo!Chan 4 Verne? Nooo!