It's probably one of the hottest days, like, ever today, so we imagine what the housemates really want to do is hang around in the BB garden all days topping up their tans. Big Brother, however, has other ideas. The housemates have just been told they must complete a special Italian task, involving lots of costumes, singing and, in Siavash's case, the wearing of barrels. We're sincerely hoping they give Noirin something humiliating to wear. As Brian Belo pointed out earlier, she's been getting rather big of boot ever since her glasses and 'tache were taken off, and even admitted to Marcus that she's constantly "using her good looks" to get her own way. We're not quite at the stage where we feel sorry for Sree, but we'll certainly be keeping our eye on the Dublin lass from now on. Make sure you watch tonight's show to see who nominated who, and then come back here to tell us what you thought.
Big Brother, Channel 4, 10pm
We like this new task!