Where do we even start with the events in the Big Brother house last night? First up, we have to just say poor Siavash. OK, so he carried on with Noirin when he had a girlfriend on the outside world, but his little face last night was just so sad. Blub. Noirin, ever so predictably, dropped Siavash like a hot hairy potato the second she set eyes on her ex Isaac, and she's now even claiming all they ever were was "one drunken snog", and that she "doesn't even remember" what happened. Um, you've been snogging him for DAYS, love. Noirin squealed with delight when Isaac arrived yesterday evening, wearing a helmet and carrying a delivery of fish and chips, and the pair have quickly gone back to being a couple, kissing and cuddling and massaging and all sorts. Noirin told the hunk last night, "I felt like I was a bit of a train wreck the last week. Now that I have you in here I'm good. The only thing I want now, apart from you, is a video from my family." Pah, she doesn't ask for much, does she? Siavash, meanwhile, did a Marcus and took his duvet into the sitting room "to be alone", telling the others he didn't want to be near Noirin and Isaac. Oh dear. Check back in an hour to find out what the other housemates are making of all this. We can tell you this much, they are NOT impressed...
Noirin dumps Siavash for ex