When we originally discovered that the new housemates' secret task was to make sure Halfwit and Noirin get put up for eviction, we thought they wouldn't have too much trouble on their hands, but that was before Bea and Halfwit's special friendship started. The cosy twosome were always going to have a lot in common, what with them both being sort-of hippies, but we think Halfwit's really fallen for her, and it seems the feeling's mutual, as Bea is now refusing to take part in the task. "I'm not doing it," she told a bemused Topless Tom earlier today. "It goes against my morals, and I don't like that 'cos I get on with Freddie it's all on my shoulders." When Tom tried to argue that they were taking part in a game show, Bea would not be swayed, and Kenneth soon weighed in shouting, "What, so you're not going to pull your weight? We have something to do and you're basically washing your hands of it?" Oh dear. There's some happy news for Marcus, however, as Noirin has decided she doesn't fancy Topless Tom after all. "At first I didn't think I fancied him, then after a few drinks, because obviously we haven't seen other male contact, I was like: 'He's actually kind of cute'," she confessed to Dogface, before adding, "And then I just thought: 'I don't feel comfortable here'. I don't think I actually fancy him that much." Gutted. We're still not sure about Topless Tom, but we do like his body...
Will they pass or fail?