Marcus talks about his willy
Sexual frustration is something many a Big Brother housemate has moaned about, and some have even taken matters into their own, erm, hands (who could forget Ray from BB4's energetic duvet action?). Yesterday Marcus started discussing this very problem with Halfwit and Bea, telling them frankly, "I'm going to do my nominations, then channel some sexual energy." When asked what he meant, Marcus smirked and replied, "I will show you. I'll show you that my way is heroic. Come on, let's get the duvet and I'll show you." he then led Bea and Halfwit to one of the toilets, before telling them, "I've got a very attractive penis, thank you for asking." Um, NO ONE asked. He then attempted to wrestle the mirror off the wall, only to be told off by Big Brother. Defeated, Marcus then threw the duvet over his head and started doing, ahem, movements underneath it. Vom, vom, vomit. What a thought. Anyway, BB later jailed him for removing the mirror. Ha harrr. Are you a Marcus fan, or does he make your flesh creep off and run to hide in a corner?