They're all up this week!
The first rule of Big Brother club is...you must NOT mess with Big Brother. Someone should really have explained this to Siavash, who, with the help of sweary-mouthed Marcus, has managed to get everyone in the BB house put up for eviction this week. After Siavash refused to nominate and Marcus urged others to nominate him, BB decided to punish them by automatically putting everyone up – and we doubt certain people are going to be very impressed when it's announced later *coughLISAcough. To be fair to Siavash, he feels terrible about it – but Marcus is overjoyed, already saying how much he wants Lisa to get the boot. This week you'll be voting for who you want to save, rather than evict – but do you even like any of them enough to bother? Vote in our poll first, and we'll bring you the results later today.