He's never exactly been known for his great taste in clothes (we still shudder at the thought of those tight little pants he danced in during BB last year), but last night Mario really surpassed himself. A tie with no shirt? An army-print vest? That jacket! That swamp-water tan? The "distressed" jeans? Our eyes feel as if they've been assaulted. Mario and the lovely Lisa were out in Liverpool to celebrate the launch of swanky new salon Hooka – great name! – and they were joined by BB's curly Kris and Craig Phillips, not to mention three of our favourite boys in the whole wide world, Brian Belo, Darren Jeffries and Matt Littler. Pah! Why weren't we invited? Although saying that, if we'd seen Mario in the frightening flesh, it might have actually killed us.
What IS Mario wearing?!