Just when you thought you’d already heard all the nonsense you could ever want to hear dribbling out of Bea’s mouth, along she comes to tell us all how sexually frustrated she is, and – get this – her only outlet is talking to Big Brother. If, like us, you could hear an audible sigh from the poor bloke who had to be the voice of BB the other night while Bea moaned on for ages about how her mum hadn’t made a video message for her, then imagine how the poor sods who have to endure her every rant will feel now they know Bea gets some kind of sexual charge from her chats with them. “I am about to bubble over with sexual frustration,” she said last night. “My only release is talking to that man (Big Brother).” We bet they make sure a female producer is dealing with her in the Diary Room from now on…