When Darnell Swallow was in the Big Brother house last year, we don't remember him doing much singing. We remember him making Aussie Sara's life hell because she didn't fancy him, and we remember him walking in on Mario and Lisa's mutual self-tanning "moment", but that's about it. He was also grumpy most of the time, wasn't he? Well, now he's released a single called Kisses Aren't Contracts, and even made a video to go along with it. In the vid, Darnell is draped in bling and gets stroked by lots of scantily-clad ladies. We wonder where the idea for that came from... Anyway, we've had a listen, and while we're not as appalled as we thought we would be, we also can't see Darnell making any kind of impression on any music chart, like, ever. Have a watch and then tell us exactly what you think.
BB Darnell's debut single!