Before you raise your eyebrows and start to envisage a hot love scene between Stephanie Beacham and Sisqo *stops for a minute to imagine this. screams. washes eyeballs with Toilet Duck*, we must quickly tell you that we actually mean this literally. The Celebrity Big Brother house is literally hotting up. And it's all because BB has turned evil overnight and has started messing around with the remaining housemates. Last night Lady Sovereign grabbed the house key on her way out the door and flung it into the booing crowd outside, and now, ever since that moment strange things have been happening. Housemates discovered that their sugar bowl had been filled with salt, the hot water had been switched off and the electricity was no more. In addition to this, at lunchtime today all the sofas - including the nice blanket-covered ones in the snug - were removed from the house and replaced with hard wooden benches. Harsh? Yes. Amusing for us? Yes. Hee hee. We wonder how the HMs will react as the hours pass and it gets hotter and hotter and more uncomfortable. We'll keep you posted.