Kerry Katona – out of The Priory
Kerry Katona made her first public appearance after leaving The Priory yesterday, where she was being treated for manic depression after the terrifying robbery at her Cheshire home. Armed men broke into her house and held Kerry, husband Mark and baby Heidi hostage two weeks ago, but heatworld can happily report it’s back to work as usual for Kerry as she recorded a new Iceland commercial. Glad to see you out and about, Kezzer.

Pete back on the crack
Oh dear. Pete Doherty's completely unbelievable genuine claims to be clean of drugs were shattered today after pictures emerged of him making a crack-pipe from a mini-spirits bottle. A source has confirmed the grim truth: “It’s true Pete has packed in heroin, but he’s finding it hard to kick everything else. He was on so many drugs he can’t give them all up at once.” The source adds: “The way his mind thinks is that he’s come off the really hard stuff and a bit of crack to help him through won’t do him any harm.” Kate is soooo better off without him.

Jordan's baby is ginger
Jordan is chuffed to bits with her tiny three-week-old daughter called Princess Tiaami – even if she is ginger. “I love her anyway, even if she is a ginge,” says a very-gracious Jordan. “When people are horrible about people with red hair it’s as bad as being racist.” Husband Pete is miffed with the baby’s hair colour. “I don’t know where the ginger comes from…” he added. “We had a ginger gardener...”
 
Amy Winehouse quitting Camden
The world has spun off its axis! The Camden massive will be in mourning today as it’s revealed that Amy Winehouse is planning to leave her hometown in London for the sunny shores of Miami. Wino and husband Blake Fielder-Civil have apparently been looking for a love-nest in the US city. “They love Miami – I don’t know what it is about the place, but it has this draw for them. They have been seriously talking about buying a second home over there,” a close friend revealed. The news doesn’t bode well for her local The Hawley Arms – surely they’ll go out of business without Amy around?

Police hunt TV Gooser
Police in Oxford are looking for the man who pinched Channel 4 news reporter Sue Turton’s bottom live on TV. The journalist was in the middle of a news report about the floods last week when a middle-aged man groped her before running away. If the “gooser” is caught he faces an £80 fixed penalty notice from the police. What a bummer.