Kerry Katona in mystery illness scare
Kerry Katona may have to undergo an emergency operation after being struck down by a mystery illness. Doctors are said to be baffled by the star’s condition, with a source saying, “She has seen a specialist because she has obviously got problems, but doctors aren’t exactly sure what’s wrong.” The I’m A Celeb… winner will return to Regency Hospital in Macclesfield, Cheshire, tomorrow for blood tests.
 
Amy threatens to divorce Blake after furious bust-up
Troubled star Amy Winehouse reportedly threatened to divorce hubby Blake Fielder-Civil after the couple had a furious bust-up on the phone. The singer’s tempestuous relationship with Blake erupted just minutes before Amy took to the stage at the MOBO Awards, with Blake reportedly threatening to slit his wrists. Later Blake laughed off the spat causing Amy to ask lawyers at the event how much Blake would be entitled to if she divorced him. The chaos didn’t end there as cleaners discovered the singer’s dressing-room toilet covered in sick, prompting fresh concern that the fragile star is far from well. “The floor was a mess, too. It was such a shame,” said an insider. That is SO not what you want to hear as you eat your toast, is it? Soz.

Jamie Oliver wants to take over Little Chef
Jamie Oliver is trying to buy roadside restaurant chain Little Chef. His TV production firm was last night weighing up making a bid of around £20million for the chain so Jamie can sort out its “greasy spoon” menu. Jamie plans to make a TV show about his efforts to turn around the fortunes of the restaurant that very nearly went bankrupt. A spokesman for the restaurant (we assume he was too short to reach the microphone himself) confirmed Jamie's production company “has held talks about buying the business.” *Considers whether it's wrong to have deep fried breaded mushrooms for breakfast...*

Danielle Lloyd beaten up
Danielle Lloyd was decked in a nightclub. A clubber thumped her after a row broke out in the toilet at the MOBOs after-show bash, hosted by rappers Ne-Yo and Ndub at in Brentwood, Essex. “She had a row in the toilets,” explained a friend of Danielle’s. “She was with a friend when a girl came out of a cubicle and accused them of knocking on her door. When Danielle left, she got punched on the back of the head by a bloke she didn’t know.”