Britney's bodyguard speaks out in court AGAINST her
As we reported yesterday, a key witness DID come forward in the K-Fed -Britney custody battle to spill the beans on Britters – but wasn't given the opportunity to testify in person. The man in question – whose evidence could result in Brit losing her custody battle – was the singer's former bodyguard Tony Barretto. In a signed statement to the court, Barretto claimed the former pop princess flaunted herself naked, took drugs and, in his opinion, put her toddlers in danger. Britney's lawyers have so far declined to challenge Barretto on these allegations. The trial continues...

Barry wins Hells Kitchen!
Former boxer Barry McGuigan beat Emmerdale star Adele Silva to be crowned king of Hell's Kitchen last night. Despite claiming all he could cook was beans on toast before the show, Barry's culinary skills saw him triumph in the final, where the pair had to cook three starters, four mains and three puddings. Even perma-grump Marco Pierre White cracked a smile and claimed, "I'm very proud of them both." They must've been good…

50 Cent quits European tour
Wow! It looks like 50 Cent is a man who sticks to his word. He threatened to retire if his music rival Kanye West best him in the battle to the top spot. And now his new album Curtis lost out to Kanye’s Graduation, he’s axed all his European commitments this week. This even includes his hotly-anticipated double appearance at the Mobos and Vodafone Live Music Awards tomorrow night. What a diva!

Becks becomes a Spice Boy
David Beckham is planning to help out Posh with her upcoming Spice Girls tour. Their choreographer Jamie King has instructed them to get their fellas involved in practise before the tour kicks off in December. “Victoria has got David dancing away to Spice Up Your Life and all their hits – he’s loving being a Spice Boy!” says a source. “The other girls have got their blokes involved, too. Geri’s roped in a friend. The show will have some amazing choreography in it.”