Sharon says sorry!
Sharon phoned Simon Cowell to apologise for storming off X Factor last week – before meeting ITV bosses to ask for her job back! Bloody Nora, we bet she didn't find that easy. The diva was worried that she wouldn't be allowed back after she threw a wobbly over her two acts being in the bottom two. An insider said, "Apparently, she apologised for her behaviour and for any embarrassment she may have caused him. She said she would love to come back." The source also revealed that plans made in case Sharon didn't return had now been shelved because, "it all appears rosy again."

Amy’s pledge to give up booze. Sort of.
The Winebox has vowed to give up alcohol – but staff at the Camden Arms needn't panic just yet about their takings, she’s only promised not to drink before gigs. Amy’s boozy start to her European tour, including a shambolic appearance at a Berlin gig, sparked crisis talks behind the scenes among staff. “This tour started pretty much as the last one ended. Berlin was a difficult time for everyone and we thought it was going to turn into another tour full of drunken and missed shows,” said an insider. “But she’s now said that she will not drink before her gigs for the rest of the tour. She stuck to it in Amsterdam and gave her best show of the tour.” Hmm, heatworld wonders just how long this new-improved Amy will last. Particularly with other rumours emerging that she’s had yet more bust-ups with hubbie Blake Civil-Fielder…

Geri Haliwell – still bonkers
Geri, Geri, Geri Halliwell – what is wrong with you? When asked whether she had thought about adopting a child she came out with this ridiculous quote: "I'm open to it. So many women today are single parents. Bluebell was a beautiful accident, she's like a flower that thrives when it gets sunlight, and the sunlight is confidence. And I feel that when I'm confident, it gives her self-esteem. And that gives me motivation to be the best." Bluebell will certainly need to be confident with an embarrassing mother like you!

Kylie’s Doctor Who role is a mystery!
Oh dear Lord, Doctor Who geeks fans have come up with a bizarre new theory that Kylie’s role in the Christmas Special is actually that of the Tardis. Yes, that’s right, the Police Box house/time travelling thing that the Doc uses. Who buffs reckon the singer’s appearance as waitress Astrid Perth cracks an ancient code, you see. Astrid is an anagram of Tardis while Perth means “part” in Welsh, where the show is filmed – so her character’s name translates as “Part Tardis”. Plus, Kylie exits the BBC show by spinning into space, just as the Tardis does. A source said: “Viewers have often been told the Tardis is a living organism. But mystery has always surrounded what it is and what gives it its powers. The elements we know about Kylie’s appearance all point towards her being the Tardis.” Jeez, what next? Billie Piper is a Dalek?